Wonderfully lost
and looking for wonderland


ok, so get this 

neverfallawayy:

About 2 years ago I went to take a shower in my bathroom. I turn the water on, get the shower started and climb in. After getting my hair wet and just standing there like you do, I look down and notice this black thing. I wear glasses btw so I can’t see very well w/out them so this thing just looked like a black button or smth. I lean down to look at it more closely and IT STARTS TO CRAWL ON MY FOOT. IT WAS A FREAKING BEATLE THE SIZE OF MY THUMB. I SCREAMED OK. I basically hurdled myself out of the shower and had a mini-panic-attack because I cannot stand insects that are bigger than ants SO YEAH. Now, every time I go to take a shower, I pull back the curtain and check to see if there’s anything in there so I won’t be surprised.

Okay, so basically we are the same person. I do this every morning when searching for cave crickets in my basement shower. I don’t want another one jumping on my leg. -shudder-

#cave crickets #insects #your ass is mine #don't step up in my shower fool #i will murder you where you crick with a plunger

  1. getwonderfullylost reblogged this from neverfallawayy and added:
    morning when searching for cave crickets...my basement shower.
  2. gay-cowboys said: oh god that’s frightening I AM GLAD YOU SURVIVED HANNAH
  3. donovanns said: oh godddd hannah, I should probably be studying but this is just a gpoy!!!! It happened to me last year, and as I wear glasses too… I did not know what the hell it was but the worst thing was that it was behind me, behind my fucking back!!! UGH.
  4. neverfallawayy posted this